Working girl

It has taken me all damn day to get up the nerve to log in to Blogger and post because today is my very FIRST day at my very NEW job.

And, I do not want to be dooced. [Yes, I did a wikipedia search on her. A little obsession never hurt anyone.]

But this is the kind of place where people wear jeans and flip flops to work on occasion and are not the least bit anal about when you leave/where you're going/how long you took for your lunch break. So. I think I'm safe.

So, new company so far is wonderful. New supervisor, awesome. Already have a small friend crush on her. New computer - holy crap. You should see this thing. Panel flat screen, 17 billion inch monitor, a gazillion giga somethings of megapixels....

Have I mentioned that my new job involves working with media companies?

Yeah. I have a lot of catching up to do.

Have I also mentioned that new company is located .34 miles from a Starbucks?

Looks like I will be unable, for the SECOND summer in a row, to kick my caffeine addiction.

The Monday Morning Diet

We have all been there. Some of you are probably there today. We look to the beginning of the week as a time to start over, to forget the calories consumed over the past weekend, to start anew. Maybe you found yourself in the middle of last week, unable to get to the gym and seduced by those chocolate cupcakes your evil coworker snuck into the office. As those frosted concoctions stared you down and you felt the zipper on your pants tighten ever so slightly, you decided that it was that time again. Time to climb (or slovenly crawl) back onto the diet wagon and vow to never eat chocolate cupcakes ever! again!

But it was Wednesday. And you can't possibly start a new healthy makeover in the middle of the week. Not to mention it is a holiday weekend. How can you be expected to get through Easter on a DIET? It would be foolish, really. A waste of your precious time. Monday, MONDAY will be the golden day of change. Monday seems far enough away to have time to psyche yourself into a diet free of sugar and bad carbs and excess sodium. Monday will save us all. Jesus will rise on Sunday and MONDAY, we will get thin.

So here we are. Monday. The Monday after a holiday. Foregoing sugar in our coffee, passing up the morning bagel for an apple and some low-fat oatmeal, and trying to ignore the leftover carrot cake sitting in the kitchen down the hall.

Tomorrow Molly and I will attempt to drag our asses out of bed at an ungodly hour and force ourselves back into a workout routine once again. Hopefully, this time I will be successful at obtaining an healthier lifestyle.

But if not, there's always next Monday.